"You and your friend bounded past me in the chips aisle, and then I saw it: a taxidermied canine tail attached to your purse. First I thought, that’s a rather revolting thing for a person to choose to wear in public. Then I thought, she’s probably a furry and is ignorant to the fact that it’s not synthetic. In the case of the latter, I can dig it, and my cat’s flea medicine is human safe. Drop me a line."
— Saw Your Tail- m4w
