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All I’ve had to eat today was a plate of shadows, so I’m a bit delirious. But I want to address a point that you’ve brought up at the end of your long and rambling question: Are you a psycho bitch?
You are NEVER a psycho for needing your boyfriend to text or call you back. Don’t you let ANYONE tell you otherwise. You are a woman and you have to be heard. Basically, break up with the geezer, then shut up and find someone who will give enough of a rat’s ass to text back a simple “I’ll take you to Paris.”
Wait, what was the question again?
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